The Kjelner:

Kjelner are the unsung warriors of ancient battles. They hail mostly from the regions of the world where the Germanic and Scandinavian tribes resided; the word "kjel" means "fright" in Frisian. These "Frighteners," while they did not quite make the cut to enter Valhalla or Folkvangr, are truly fearsome spirit-warriors that even in death seek to prove their worth in battle. Their level of skill is nothing to look down upon, and they now offer their services to you in order to keep you safe and protected against any and all comers, be they man or spirit.

We are the first, and currently only, conjurers to offer these amazing spirits!

Kjelner Warbands are essentially a band of warrior spirits that will act as your spiritual bodyguard against any and all malicious spirits and entities from outside. They will provide protection, intimidation, and will also inspire you with courage, bravery, and inner strength during your daily activities, if so required. This listing always contains a guaranteed number of 120 spirits.

Your Kjelner Warband will be lead by a single, higher Class Kjelner that will work alongside you and who will take care of the finer points of command in carrying out your defense. This is done so you don't have to individually command each spirit.

Please see our FAQ For Spirit Conjurations, located in our Booth as a Freebie, for more information.

Policies and cautions before purchasing:

Please be aware that, especially for beginners, conjurations may, and likely will, cause inconvinient symptoms as a result of the "Adjustment period." The Adjustment Period is what we call the time it takes for a human to physically, mentally, emotionally, and energetically become used to the new link that is established between themselves and their new spirit companion. These symptoms are a) not dangerous, and b) only temporary. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: headaches, irritability, inexcplicable tiredness, light-headedness, emotional outbursts, and erratic moods. It is important to note that every individual responds differently to different spirits.

We will require you to tell us your full name and full date of birth in order to do a conjuration and binding for you.

Shipping:

We utilize conjuration and binding techniques which will bind your spirit companion directly to your Spirit. We will not ship you items. Please be aware of this before purchasing. As a result, there will no shipping costs.

Disclaimers:

Be advised that we will not sell any of our items to clients below the age of 18.

Please also be aware that for medical conditions, whether mental or physical, you should always consult the appropriate trained, licensed professional. The items sold in this store are not a replacement or substitute for professional help. 

The law requires that we state that these items are listed "For Entertainment Purposes Only." We are not liable for the any and all misusage of this item, nor can we guarantee that these items will work magically.