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Boxer Gifts Bad Assistant Funny Gag Prank Gift | Fully Functioning Bluetooth

Item Description

You've met the intelligent, voice-activated speaker (shh, don't say her name out loud!), but have you met her not so smart, potty-mouthed cousin? Meet Alexus! Rude, Angry and downright offensive, this devilish device is sick of your questions. Rumour has it she was dropped in production, losing some screws and cracking her chip... Stylish in design, this hilarious novelty Bluetooth speaker is perfect for pranking your friends and family! Bad Alexus has 10 incredibly mean responses in either a British or American accent to insult you and your friends, such as "I'm not your bloody slave, you know!" and "You can kiss my ass!", meaning you are in for a treat! If you want Alexus to shut her mouth while you play your tunes, simply switch her to Bluetooth mode for interrupted music! Complete with a working Bluetooth speaker, battery powered and chargeable via USB, this is the perfect novelty gift for advanced speaker loving friends on their Birthday or as a White elephant at Christmas!

  • [ HILARIOUSLY MEAN RESPONSES ] - With 10 terribly cruel joke responses such as “I’m not your bloody slave you know!” and “Kiss My A**”, Alexus is sure to leave you in shock (or in tears)!
  • [ ULTIMATE PRANK GIFT ] - Whether you just want somebody to insult you once in a while or want to prank your friends, this is the ultimate gag gift that's perfect for Birthdays or a fun White elephant at Christmas!
  • [ FULLY FUNCTIONING BLUETOOTH SPEAKER ] - Ignoring her nasty personality, Alexus actually makes a decent Bluetooth speaker! Simply turn her to Bluetooth mode if you want uninterrupted music and don’t want to hear her
  • [ RECHARGEABLE ] - Battery powered and rechargeable via USB, with up to 6 hours playing time, this naughty little speaker is great for playing music!

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