Step aside, world, 'cause Jesson is here to brighten up your party like a leprechaun's pot of gold! 😎🍀 With my flashy green EL wires, I'm not just a pair of sunglasses; I'm a one-way ticket to Coolsville, population: you.

Dimensions? I'm 5.75" of length, 6" of width, and 2.50" of height of pure style and electric personality. My lenses are like the windows to the soul, only cooler, and with a soft tint that lets you see the night in a better light. 🌙

Two AA batteries power me up, and yes, they're replaceable because the only thing worse than a party without music is a Jesson without juice! 🎵🔋 To activate my charm, just yank the pull tab from my battery pack and press the button. Voilà!

Whether it's flash, blink, or steady glow, I’ve got the moves to match your grooves. And with a handy clip on my battery pack, I’ll stay put while you shake your booty. 💃🕺 Now, let's talk St. Paddy's prep, shall we?

There I was, sitting on a shelf between a four-leaf clover headband and some green boas, when along came Pat. Pat was throwing the ultimate St. Patrick's bash and needed something to make him stand out. Enter Jesson, the shades with more personality than a room full of Irish dancers. 🎉

As Pat put me on, he transformed. No longer just a man with a party plan, but a legend in the making. We hit the town, and let me tell you, the streets lit up brighter than the Emerald Isle itself! 🌟

So remember, when you want to add a spark of fun to your look, Jesson's your go-to guy. Let's make this St. Paddy's Day one for the history books, or at least the social media feeds! 📸🎈