Spread Joy with Mischievous Balloons ---- Experience pure delight as a vibrant cluster of balloons brings an infectious smile to your face. But wait, these balloons have a mischievous side too! With their humorously abusive messages, they'll have everyone in stitches. Perfect for the guy who can't help but swear, these balloons serve up a taste of his own medicine in a celebratory fashion. Each pack contains 12 black balloons, each adorned with one of four different sayings. Brace yourself for laughter as he encounters phrases like "Happy Fcking Birthday," "Worst Ever," "Fck You're Old," and "Old Bastrd." ---- These balloons are the ultimate birthday icebreaker. You can use all twelve at once or spread the joy by sharing them among friends. And don't limit their use to birthdays alone! These sayings are versatile enough to suit retirement parties, job farewells, and more. ---- These balloons are built to withstand a beating, just like the laughter they provoke. Perfect for adult parties, you can fill them with air or helium for added high-flying fun. They'll last a long time, ensuring their message lingers even after the festivities end. The guest of honor can even take them home as a reminder of the love and laughter shared. It's a gift that keeps on giving! ---- Black as the Night, Playful as Ever ---- Is there a distinguished gentleman in your life who needs a gentle reminder of his age? These black balloons are just the ticket. Cheerfully dark, they serve as a highly amusing death shroud that brings joy to all. Give your celebration some life by playfully reminding the guest of honor that he's one year closer to the fate that awaits us all.