Trapped in a world overrun with living dead, our heroes storm their favorite shopping meccas in search of corpses to mutilate and some free swag. Meanwhile, the church has its own plans for Chris as prophecies begin to unfold.

TWO pop-culture geek pals, one a a chrome-domed doofus minus a pair of pants (don't ask... you'll soon learn why, and it ain't pretty), the other a mutton-chopped man-child along with his faithful pet Poop Dog, discover one day that they are supposedly the last living inhabitants on Earth! But they are FAR from ALONE, for it appears that the rest of humanity has been turned into FLESH-EATING ZOMBIES! What to do when faced with such a horrendous situation? Well naturally, these two friends -- Billman and Chris -- find that their excitement is barely containable as the duo and dog set about on a crusade to rid the world of the undead, and pillage the city taking whatever they desire, whether that be vehicles such as a school bus, or a tank, or comic books from the local comic shop. It's a madcap marauding of monsters and combining Billman and Chris's worst fears and greatest desires rolled up in an insane, nonsensical adventure. The boys eventually learn they are far from the only living beings as in the course of their escapades they run up against the United States military, a former comic shop owner friend now turning into a zombie, a crazed priest and his murderous nuns convinced that Chris is the Messiah, and that they are caught up in a greater battle than they imagined: The battle between HEAVEN and HELL!